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New Avalon Inquirer - Holiday Greetings From the First Prince!
« on: December 15, 2017, 10:07:44 AM »
BREAKING NEWS - FIRST PRINCE GRANTS HOLIDAY LEAVE TO AFFS FORCES!

In an official release from New Avalon HQ the First Prince made the following declaration:

"All Armed Forces of the Federated Suns are recalled from the front through the New Year for the annual Victor Davion Krampus Festival on New Avalon."


In conjunction with this announcement, the organizing committee for this year's Victor Davion Krampus Festival has announced that the event is sponsored by Arby's:



Try the new Space bacon beef and cheddar, Only 10 cbills!

« Last Edit: December 18, 2017, 06:37:49 AM by Federated Suns News »
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Re: New Avalon Inquirer - Holiday Greetings From the First Prince!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2017, 06:46:01 PM »
That is a funny-looking roast-beef sandwich....

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Re: New Avalon Inquirer - Holiday Greetings From the First Prince!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2017, 06:40:13 AM »
Dear Reader,

We here at the New Avalon Inquirer take our news reporting very seriously and we were alarmed to discover that one of our interns loaded the wrong holo-file from the advertiser, Arby's. We have corrected the original article with the correct holopic and will be carrying additional advertising from this valued partner in the near future!

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The Editors
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