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11/12/3062




Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Hello and welcome to a special report from Comstar News Network. With interstellar news being so active today I have been asked to stand in for Brother Augustus Grim, Lead Anchor. I trust that the Wisdom of Blake will guide me as I bring you this report.


Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Chaos reigns on Alpheratz tonight as allegations of misconduct against the President of Parliament are brought to light. Several Advisors who were recently fired by the President have come forth with claims that the President has been on a drug-fueled binge with Capellan prostitutes ever since he took office. There are reports that a special session of Parliament is being convened and rumors abound that an Impeachment might be in the air. The President's allies in the Parliament are trying to stop the proceedings but are facing heavy opposition even within their own party.


Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: When we asked the President's Press Secretary for a response to these allegations, his prepared statement was interrupted by the President himself, who came to the podium and seized the microphone.



Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: What the President said was very difficult to understand, but we hope to have a full translation and recording of the speech to share with you later tonight.

Until then, thanks for watching Comstar News!



 
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Comstar News Network - Political Upheaval In the Outworlds Alliance!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2017, 08:06:23 AM »
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11/15/3062


NEWS FLASH - IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS IN THE OUTWORLDS ALLIANCE



Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Good morning! We have breaking news on events in the Outworlds Alliance. Reports now confirm that a special session of the Outworlds Alliance Parliament has been convened to debate impeachment proceedings against President of the Parliament Naterist!



Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: The President's remaining allies in Parliament have lined up a series of declarations which most analysts expect to be used as filibusters. They hope to stretch these declaratory speeches out so long that they fill up all of the time allotted for the special session, thereby derailing the impeachment. It remains to be seen if this tactic will stand up against what appears to be a solid majority of Parliament Members who wish to hear the accusations against President Naterist in detail, including testimony from a young woman who claims that the President snorted cocaine from her "rear" while discussing military planning with top officials. The picture on-screen is a photo of this young lady that we found on an extranet site offering high-priced call girls on Alpheratz.


"Ashley A." a nineteen year-old professional escort
who claims to have worked for the President


Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Stay tuned for more updates throughout the day and glory to Blake!

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Re: Comstar News Network - President of the OWA resigns!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2017, 06:41:33 AM »
Comstar News Network
11/17/3062




Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Good evening from the Comstar studios and all praise to Blake! We have brought you ongoing coverage of the impeachment proceedings in the Outworlds Alliance over the past few days but now even more shocking news has been released. In a speech before the OWA Parliament just moments ago, President of the Parliament Naterist has announced that he is resigning.


Broadcast from Alpheratz:



This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shape the history of this great, great nation. In all the decisions I have made in my public life I have always tried to do what was best for the Outworlds Alliance.

Throughout the long and difficult period of this media-created fake news witch hunt, I have felt it was my duty to persevere -- to make every possible effort to continue the term of office to which our great citizens elected me and to keep working to make the OWA great again. In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Parliament to justify continuing that effort. Boys will be boys and men will be men. I do not feel that I have done anything that I shouldn’t have while serving our great people. Hard-working men play hard too and for any of you and the treacherous fake-news media to think you can slap me on the wrist and make me behave like you are my boss well I have one thing to say to you. You’re WRONG. WRONG.


I think everyone here knows that I am extremely well-off. To be blunt, I am rich and successful. If I want girls, I get girls. This young lady, Ashley, whom you have brought in here and talked into saying all these bad things about me, just take a look at this girl. Just look at these holopics my media guy is displaying. She’s cute. She has great hair, a great rack, a great ass.
 


But guess what, I don’t have to be President of the Parliament to get girls that like. I can have 10 of the most premium young hotties lined up in my office at any time. Any time! I’m rich, I have great hair, I am famous and obviously I do very well with the ladies.

To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interests of Outworlds Alliance first.

The Outworlds Alliance needs a full-time President and a full-time Parliament, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad. To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Parliament in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad, prosperity at home and making the Outworlds Alliance great again.

You think you can have some impeachment proceeding here and take a vote and bang a gavel and fire ME? WRONG!


You can’t fire me because I quit first! You’re the ones that are fired, I’m out! I shall resign the Presidency of the Parliament effective at noon tomorrow and get back to being rich and successful and hooking up with the most beautiful women in the universe, floating down an artificial river filled with premium liquor in a gold barge loaded with hot call-girls and the finest coke in the entire Inner Sphere while my beautiful model wife willingly steers the whole thing and keeps an eye on the kids to keep them out of the nose-candy.


Good luck finding someone with the savvy, the brains, the genius ideas, the extremely big IQ, large hands and amazing taste in decorating and women to pick up where I left off.
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Re: Comstar News Network - Political Upheaval In the Outworlds Alliance!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2017, 03:22:14 PM »
The pumpkin president sat in his golden elevator, looking at the rest of the abbsndoned tower he owned. Abbandoned.... well except for the piles and piles of hatemail. The ex president sat so still that if anyone had been watching for the past hour, they would have thought hed either turned to stone, or passed away. Without any warning though, the ex president stood up.

"FUCK IT IM MOVING TO MARIK"

The old man gathered his trophies and gold into a big old suitcase, and was just about to walk out the door when he smelled smoke. A girl with a chubby body and bright red hair stood before him. Oh god, he thought to himself, the sjws are here.....


Later that night he died screaming.

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Re: Comstar News Network - Political Upheaval In the Outworlds Alliance!
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2017, 10:18:42 AM »
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11/22/3062


Purge in the Outworlds Alliance Military?


Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Good afternoon, in the name of Blake this is Mischa Karmoulitis reporting from the Comstar Studios. As you know, the Outworlds Alliance Parliament is in the midst of debates on who will be appointed as Interim President, in the wake of President Naterist's recent resignation. Today we have a follow-up story filed by local reporter Sasha Klink on Alpheratz about how this wave of political change is affecting the OWA Military.


Sasha Klink, Independent Reporter: Thanks Mischa; according to my sources in the Outworlds Alliance Military the resignation of President Naterist has resulted in the immediate recall of all OWA units that were deployed around the Inner Sphere fighting against Iron Oath forces. With this recall it seems that there may be a drawdown of active duty units and members of some of our most elite Battlemech Regiments have reportedly been placed on leave. These rumors were at least partially confirmed when I encountered former Vice President Puggs Hunter in the Alpheratz Spaceport just this morning. The former Vice President, along with a number of men who look very much like known mechwarriors of the Ghost of Nox and RSOR battlemech regiments were waiting to board a commercial dropship. Although he was reluctant at first I did manage to persuade Puggs Hunter to give a brief interview.


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Alpheratz Spaceport


Sasha Klink, Independent Reporter: Vice President Puggs Hunter thank you very much for speaking briefly with me. Tell me, what was your reaction to the resignation of the President and the recall of the RSOR and Ghost of Nox regiments back to Alpheratz?



Puggs Hunter, former VP OWA: Well, I don't think it will surprise anyone for me to say that I was very saddened by these events. For all his foibles President Naterist is certainly a great man and he truly did want the Outworlds Alliance to take it's place as one of the leading powers in human space.

And to be recalled from the front on the eve of battle, torn away from honorable allies and prevented from fighting for a just cause - well that was almost too much to bear. That was a great personal and professional disappointment.

Sasha Klink, Independent Reporter: I have noticed that many of these gentlemen with you here in the Deltastar Gold Lounge look like Officers and NCOs from two of the OWA's most famous battlemech regiments. Can you make any comments on that?

Puggs Hunter, former VP OWA: You know, I hadn't noticed that... but now that you say it, yes some of the men drinking at the bar do look familiar. As for myself, I have a large amount of accumulated leave that I am required to finally use before it is written off, so I am taking a little vacation on Atreus, in the Free Worlds League. Perhaps these other gentlemen are faced with a similar dilemma?

Sasha Klink, Independent Reporter: The Free Worlds League is a very long way from Alpheratz, how does it feel to be leaving home? Do you expect to be away for a long time?

Puggs Hunter, former VP OWA: I love the Outworlds Alliance with all my heart, but given the profession I have chosen in life, I have to consider possibly visiting someplace new for a while. And things are a little... unsettled here right now. So a bit of a vacation sounds quite nice. I'm sure I'll be back in a year or two. Now if you'll excuse me my flight is boarding, goodbye!


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Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: That was reporter Sarah Klink from Alpheratz. Thanks for watching!

 

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Re: Comstar News Network - Political Upheaval In the Outworlds Alliance!
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2018, 07:37:27 AM »
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Mischa Karmoulitis, Political Analyst, Outworlds Foundation: Happy New Year and Peace of Blake to you! We are bringing you a follow-up to our November reporting on events in the Outworlds Alliance.

Sources in the OWA Military confirm that they have completed a stand-down and are no longer engaged in any activities outside OWA borders. Also, a document recently obtained by our reporters on Alpheratz shows that the entire Command Company of the Ghosts of Nox Regiment is currently listed on "Reserve" status. OWA Military staff refused our requests for a formal interview about this.

However, some of these reserve personnel have popped up in the news hundreds of light-years away, in the Bondurant Sector of the Free Worlds League. Coming up next, we will have more on this story!